Skip to main content

opposite-sidewalks stroll

Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.
Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.
by QuacksO August 20, 2018
mugGet the opposite-sidewalks stroll mug.

Opposite Day

Opposite Day, also called Backwards Day, is a game usually played by children. The game begins when someone declares that it is "opposite day” On Opposite Day, everything is the opposite of what it usually is.”
Every year: April 21
Everything is opposite no matter what

Person 1: Can i fuck your cat?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really meant was yes)

Person 1: Is today opposite day?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really means is yes)
by Dj J wit da beats May 29, 2018
mugGet the Opposite Day mug.

Opposite day

' hey do u know what day it is ? ' no what day is it ' opposite day !! '
by T4nda07 September 3, 2022
mugGet the Opposite day mug.

Opposite Orgasm October

A challenge in which you are not allowed to masturbate for all of October.
Person 1: Will you participate in Opposite Orgasm October?
Person 2: I just failed.
by idkwhattocallmyselfyet September 30, 2022
mugGet the Opposite Orgasm October mug.

Salty's Law of Opposites

When Salty asks you to do something, do the complete opposite.
"Salty just told me to watch Cyberpunk Anime, but due to Salty's Law of Opposites I will not watch it."
by NiggarHulk October 5, 2022
mugGet the Salty's Law of Opposites mug.

Super-opposite

Super-opposite: When things are superpositioning due to being polar opposites.
Group 1: These people don't know what they're talking about.
Group 2: We do!
Group 1: Can we just super-opposite?

Group 2: Fine.
by KEkdisone January 8, 2022
mugGet the Super-opposite mug.

OPPOSITE GENDER DAY

People will have to pretend to be the opposite gender, if you are a man you will pretend to be a woman, if you are a woman like a man. you can't do anything to avoid it.
Hey its the opposite gender Day.
by ManuteJajaXD December 9, 2021
mugGet the OPPOSITE GENDER DAY mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email