After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.
by The Double E September 10, 2023
Get the A yacht with a cock sucking robotmug. by Trigga Bone April 7, 2016
Get the Twat Yachtingmug. by Smoking terms February 25, 2025
Get the Yachtmug. An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.
Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.
Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!
Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.
Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!
Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017
Get the yacht clubbingmug. by Beavertbd May 25, 2019
Get the han yachtmug. ram island yacht club is the best. they always have the best instructors (except for seán 🤮). way better than ness
by heyyyy girlypop July 8, 2023
Get the ram island yacht clubmug. 