waffle trot

To trot whilst carrying a mattress on your back

That waffle trotting bastard is making off with mattress again

by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017

twat trot

When a slut has sex with a different person In different locations, every couple hours. They wake up and have sex with one guy, a couple hours later another person in a different location, then a different guy at a different time and so on. Trotting their twat around town.

Dang Tina is on a twat trot today!

by DixinDown February 29, 2016

trotsky trots

Old North London colloquialism for having diarrhoea, especially when abroad.

Ah bollocks mate, I’ve only gone and got the ol’ Trotsky Trots ain’t I?

by Cottage Pie January 28, 2018

Side Trot

Asian female reproductive organ

Hey look at that Asian girl. I bet she has an amazing side trot.

by MJHSballer December 31, 2010

Tahitian Trots

1. A warm muddy brown shit.

2. A hard poo that pushes against your prostate as you shit, giving you that sweet release.

1."Aww Buddy(friends dog), you got the tahitian trots.

2. (Bro 1) "Bro, that shit gave me a boner."

(Bro 2) "Bro, you had the tahitian trots!"

by Vlakid23 April 21, 2018

tuxedo trots

When your at a wedding and have massive diarrhea flowing out of you while you run the the bathroom.

Mom: Where is jimmy going so fast the weddings about to start?
Grandpa: Oh he ate the Indian food; so he got the tuxedo trots!

by Nickypoo69 August 23, 2017

horse trot

A fun genital party trick in which a man turns his back to the crowd and drops his pants, and his nutsack dangles and bounces while he trots like a horse. Taking a shit while you do it is not recommended but it would really show some commitment to the joke

I know I blacked out last night, but I remember laughing hysterically when Duke broke out the horse trot

by Rod Bangwell September 06, 2023