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insta-knowledge

Knowledge acquired through brief encounters with google, often taken from a search results page and never referenced.

Quite commonly, insta-knowledge is confused with actual knowledge which comes as a result or learning and experience. Insta-knowledge has yet to be truly recognized as it cannot yet be found on Google.

Whilst insta-knowledge can be useful if you want to know a new recipe, or clean out your carburetor, it cannot be forgotten that it does not make you a political analyst, a virologist, or a doctor.....ever.
Does he even know what he's talking about? Sounds like insta-knowledge to me.
by Jsnndrwflwrs April 21, 2020
mugGet the insta-knowledgemug.

The Hair of Knowledge

One long remaining pubic hair (approx. 3-4 inches long) on either male or more commonly found on female genitalia.

Either a remainder from one long bush wacking.
Or that one stubborn cock sucker that gets missed every shave or trim.
"Yo Jared, I just slept with Shauna Palmer, man it was crazy! when i was mucking her barn, i had to stop cause i thought i had a loose hair in my mouth. But nope, it was one long single pube... in my mouth." Said Sean

"Haha, no way! She had The Hair of Knowledge!" Said Jared
by Shauna P 137 January 31, 2014
mugGet the The Hair of Knowledgemug.

knowledge adjacent

In business, being mistaken for knowing something when you've only heard enough to be dangerous.
Go talk to Sheila. She's the one running the department. I'm just knowledge adjacent.
by Captain Audacity October 13, 2008
mugGet the knowledge adjacentmug.

knowledge-baked

To get so high off of learning that one reaches an altered state of mind
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Paul?
Person 2: Nah man, what happened to Paul?
Person 1: He went to a University last year and did so much school that he got knowledge-baked off his ass
Person 2: Is he alright?
Person 1: Nope, he's in a knowledge-coma now.
by HurakanIncarnate January 30, 2016
mugGet the knowledge-bakedmug.

phantom of knowledge

A thick twat. Has absolutely no knowledge of what they are talking about and you can see straight through their bullshit.
Steve said women can't cum through oral sex because he's been told by a doctor. He's a phantom of knowledge that twat.
by Trebor J January 12, 2017
mugGet the phantom of knowledgemug.

Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.
Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.
by KiddRed June 27, 2022
mugGet the Knowledge Dongmug.

Juicin' with knowledge

The aftermath of a study bender when you have hella information in your head. To have a substantial amount of knowledge after many hours of studying.
Yo did u see Joe? He's juicin' with knowledge right now!
by ashleenthebean November 3, 2021
mugGet the Juicin' with knowledgemug.

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