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The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I've got a job waiting for my graduation
Fifty thou a year'll buy a lot of beer
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
I gotta wear shades
Well I'm heavenly blessed and worldly wise
I'm a peeping-tom techie with x-ray eyes
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades
I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades, I gotta wear shades
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Brightness

Do u know Brightness she’s so hot zavia likes her
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bright bun

The sexual act of breaking multiple glowsticks apart and rubbing it on your partners anus/buttocks
Im totally going to bright bun claire tonight.
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Dr Jack Bright

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends
(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful
by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023
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isaac bright

Isaac bright. isaac is bright. bright. like a light. like the sun. like his future son. his name will be magnificent. like one of his fathers best friend xristian. idk I'm high. hello to who ever is reading this. hopefully you are having consistent sex with someone of decent looks.
Isaac bright is bright. the most memorable name ever. hopefully he will be remembered more than hitler. oh and when I wrote this, Isaac was dating Alliah, take out the i and it's Allah. Allah Akbar bitches.
by jacobitch May 18, 2019
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The bright parade

A clever organisation about having biblical music taste and instead of jesus we admire Johnny f**King marr. The official social media page for the bright parade posts indie memes that they actually made (unlike oasismaniaoffical.)
Person 1: noel > liam, hang the DJ!!
Person 2: you have biblical taste!! You should follow the bright parade on insta because you would like their posts.

Person one: thankyou fellow human.
by Jamietfan October 14, 2020
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the bright

1. Something, usually using electricity, that shines upon you, like a light bulb: its color is sually yellow.
2. Opposite of dark
3. Intelligent; sharp.
1. The sun.
2. Hot pink is a bright color.
3. He is a bright student.
by dref said right June 12, 2004
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