bench simmons

Where you brick a shot so fucking bad the coach benches you for the rest of the season

Yo I just hit a bench simmons

by Takis muncher March 13, 2023

Bench grinder

When you prone bone a CrossFit girl on the bench press.

She got her chalk on my cock during a CrossFit handjob, so I showed her the Bench Grinder and put her on the bench face down rubbing her nipples raw.

by SkiBumFun August 16, 2019

Liar’s Bench

A bench where a group of men would gather to tell tales, some believable, some not so believable. An area around a stove in a shelter during cold seasons where men would gather to tell stories about fishing, hunting, government, etc.

Some women considered the Liar’s Bench to be a bad influence area for the younger generation of boys.

The Liar’s Bench is full of old cronies today.

by Drcleanee August 07, 2018

Bench Press

A power movement which calculates the power of the chest muscles

Ben Hatch Benches more than you because his chest is stronger

by Maximus February 19, 2003

bench me

When a chick lies on the ground, a guy then proceeds to have sex/anal with her whilst she is unmoving.

Guy1: a chick asked me to bench me
Guy2:how was it?
Guy1:not particularly enjoyable

by randyronny November 28, 2016

bench pussy

a tall seemingly muscular person who lies on the bench in the gym and contrary to expectations is able to lift a ridiculously light amount of weight

damn! that big black dude from Ghana is bench pressing only 20 kg. it looks like hes lifting doughnuts. what a bench pussy!

by maanu June 03, 2011

bench spot

ultimatly the worst smoke spot ever.
it sucks
its really sketch
close to tree spot
owned by bay spot
dude. just dont go there if ur in los osos, ca.
just trust me on that one

"lets go to bench spot."
"nah dude, its sketch."
"no dude, we'll be quick."
*walk to bench spot and light up*
"HEY YOU DICK ASS KIDS GET UP HERE IM A COP"
"I knew we shoulda gone to Tree Spot."

by ftwyeeniggayeee August 19, 2008