Repulsive old wenches who dwell in the rushes around secluded ponds. Some claim they have a respiratory system similar to that of a lungfish, while others assert that pond hags extract oxygen from rusted cans and childrens' tears. Emerging exclusively by moonlight, they've been known to hector and vex the purest of souls with their skillful and relentless haggery.
I was blazing a fat L by the pond when some sketchy ass pond hags started throwing sea weed and shit at me. What a bunch of twats.
by Andrew Flint June 20, 2007
by Jen E. July 14, 2005
Dude I shouldn't have eaten that blue raspberry candy last night. I had some wicked pond scum at work.
by Long Ironside August 19, 2009
by zeben515 July 31, 2009
noun: A woman with an extreme amount of bush who's oblivious to grooming habits of the naughty bits. Pond-soakers are known to congregate in summertime at local clothing optional swimming holes.
by *Spectacular*Vernacular* February 05, 2010
An asshole who probably has brunette hair who smell like dirty gym locker coochie and abuses there best friends. He most likely plays fortnite or minecraft because he has no friends. It has no cure and will most likely cause you to have permanent trauma. Stay away from this dirty disease called toxicity.
by local broski January 02, 2021
To be fingered in the bum
by Squarrington May 25, 2010