Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.
by BeatenMeat May 08, 2016
The irritation,inflammation and sore torn up feeling of the anal spinchter caused by prolonged loose stools caused by ingesting too many hots.
by mikefromnh January 16, 2008
a reference to cunnilingus! (hetero OR homo!) could even extend to "gardening" or shaving of the female 'prime part'. (OR: tuna tendING) -ME for THAT!
jane and lauren were tuna tenders, but remained sympathetic to the personal hell of the male!
as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!
tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!
as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!
tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!
by michael foolsley March 27, 2014
by TEHLOL11 October 02, 2013
by Period probs October 22, 2013
People in small power boats driving yachities (whose tender boats are larger than tender-trash's main craft) crazy by navigating their widget boats too fast and too close and failing to observe a single rule of etiquette or marine navigation.
by Ivan W January 03, 2008
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