tallahassee tenderizer

Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.
"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."
by BeatenMeat May 08, 2016
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tender chute

The irritation,inflammation and sore torn up feeling of the anal spinchter caused by prolonged loose stools caused by ingesting too many hots.
Ive got a sever case of tender chute, My ass feels like its torn.
by mikefromnh January 16, 2008
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tuna tender

a reference to cunnilingus! (hetero OR homo!) could even extend to "gardening" or shaving of the female 'prime part'. (OR: tuna tendING) -ME for THAT!
jane and lauren were tuna tenders, but remained sympathetic to the personal hell of the male!

as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!

tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!
by michael foolsley March 27, 2014
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Tender Tim

When you're doing a girl, and your penis bends in one spot and wrinkles up afterwards.
Hey man, last night I was doin' this chick, then I accidentally pulled a Tender Tim on her.
by TEHLOL11 October 02, 2013
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tender tits

When a girls on her period and her boobs get really tender even the wind blowing against them hurt.
Damn my boobs are tender.. Hate being on my period and having tender tits.
by Period probs October 22, 2013
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tender-trash

People in small power boats driving yachities (whose tender boats are larger than tender-trash's main craft) crazy by navigating their widget boats too fast and too close and failing to observe a single rule of etiquette or marine navigation.
"Should we sail to Mansion House Bay?" "Nah, it will be full of tender-trash this weekend"
by Ivan W January 03, 2008
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Ass Tenders

refers to a healthy and beautiful ass. see J Lo's ass.
That J Lo has such Ass Tenders!
by MrDax73r November 07, 2004
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