Safari Goat

A large mammal that lives manly in Africa that eats almost anything. Mostly just an elephant.

Yo dude, did you see that safari goat eat that pumpkin!

by King Panda October 21, 2018

Safari

Safari is an amazing person that has amazing achievements and completely saves the world and makes it a better place. Plus, she’s pro at life. So like, yeah.

“Remember when Safari totally saved the world? That was pretty cool.”

by Just pro. That’s all. March 7, 2022

colorado safari

a really good weed high B)

Nah, brah, I'm not wasted... *giggles* just takin' a Colorado safari.

by f*cktrump June 22, 2016

car-park safari

The act of driving around for hours looking for a place to park your car. Usually occurs in shopping centers on rainy days.

"Dude how was that car-park safari it went for hours!"

by Sexy__Bitch February 7, 2010

Troglodyte safari

Watching reality TV shows like Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer or Ricki Lake for the guilty pleasure of mocking people in unfortunate situations, much like observing wild animals on a safari – except the “wildlife” are vulnerable humans being exploited for entertainment.

A pastime for middle-class viewers to reassure themselves of their own superiority while enjoying the misfortunes of others.

"I love watching Dr. Phil! It is always so entertaining!"
"That series is little more than troglodyte safari - you are just pointing and laughing at people who are worse off than you to feel better about yourself"

by M-peror July 29, 2025

African safari

When you transfer something butt to butt

Putting something in between your buttcheeks and passing it to someone else via their buttcheeks via African safari

by Oranjeted August 10, 2025

Poverty Safari

Social media content that is filmed in fringe areas with severe structural violence, allowing the viewer to vicariously experience places like the hoods of Detroit or homeless camps of LA.

(Coined by The Elephant Graveyard in reference to Joe Rogan's X/Twitter algorithim distorting his perspective of society.

As a suburban kid from Burberry, Connecticut—watching poverty safari content of crackheads fighting in the NYC subways helps me expand my cultural understanding of my country.

by pelican soup April 28, 2025