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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 08, 2025
(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 01, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Supernatural is situationally procedural for left shank accidents: The First Juvenile Release...《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025
1. you made an accident and you are happy with it
2. your parents accidentally created you and they don't want you. But you're still happily depressed.
2. your parents accidentally created you and they don't want you. But you're still happily depressed.
1. person 1: oh shit, i made a mistake but I'm fine with it.
person 2: then you made a happy little accident
2. mother: we created you when we were drunk and having sex
father: you're an orphan we don't want you.
you: fine...then I'm a happy little accident.
person 2: then you made a happy little accident
2. mother: we created you when we were drunk and having sex
father: you're an orphan we don't want you.
you: fine...then I'm a happy little accident.
by La Thunderbird April 23, 2022
<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts In 0.00 Nano seconds And Ends In 0 Seconds, Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Getting Into Accidents And Stop Looking For Advice On How To Get THem<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts In 0.00 Nano seconds And Ends In 0 Seconds, Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Getting Into Accidents And Stop Looking For Advice On How To Get THem<.7.9.7.6.>
by 456AtabavA343 June 05, 2025
Dancing when one should generally not be dancing. Usually followed by regret, embarrassment, hangover.
"How was the wedding last night? Any accidance?"
"Aunt Lori was grinding on the best man...Lil Wayne came on. Accidance happen, I guess."
"Ya can't take her anywhere...she is an accidance liability."
"Aunt Lori was grinding on the best man...Lil Wayne came on. Accidance happen, I guess."
"Ya can't take her anywhere...she is an accidance liability."
by Dooodshhhh November 10, 2011