When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021
This phrase has multiple definitions: 1. You have made a small error due to incompetence or defect. 2.You have made a large error and are worthy of institutionalisation. 3.You are brain dead and require constant help and support to get through the day.
*Emily tries to unlock a BMW with her Toyota Echo car keys.
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!
When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.
Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
by bakedjake August 30, 2021
To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.
Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.
Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.
by Buggles21 May 08, 2021
(says with rizz) Seriously. Maduka hitler batter omelette. That was seriously fucked up. Wanna kiss?
by Buldge man Suprememe June 25, 2024
An omelette made in a woman's vagina using as many eggs as can fit, with a man's cum as a replacement for milk.
by Eggy Bread 69 July 30, 2023
by gargantuanD June 25, 2022