Tennessee Omelette

A Tennessee Omelette is the act of fucking your girl in a junk car while it’s being crushed. The idea is to nut in her and escape before you are killed by the crusher. In the even that one or both parties are killed in the act, it becomes a Tennessee Ketchup Omelette.

Mandi and I did the Tennessee Omelette in a 75’ Ford LTD at Cooters Crushers last night. Barely made it out.

by Mega Hemroids July 6, 2023

Arkansas Omelette

The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.

Some freak offered Mindy $5000 for an Arkansas Omelette.

by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023

Pussy omelette

An omelette made in a woman's vagina using as many eggs as can fit, with a man's cum as a replacement for milk.

We made a pussy omelette last night, it was incredible.

by Eggy Bread 69 July 30, 2023

bacon omelette

When a pig cums in a frying with an egg and the jizz ege mixture is fried in vegetable oil

Hey Max? What what do you want to eat for breakfast?

A bacon omelette!

by gargantuanD June 24, 2022

Caviar Omelette

A violent Creampie. That’s it.

Aye bro, we went back to her place and I gave her a caviar omelette.

by DanoDaMano September 4, 2022

Noodle omelette

When noodles get inserted into a vagina and eaten out by another person

My friend gave he’s girlfriend a noodle omelette

by Noodlegirl April 21, 2022

Noodle omelette

When noodles get inserted into a vagina and eaten out by another person

My friend gave he’s girlfriend a noodle omelette

by Noodlegirl April 21, 2022