An act or instance, or a period of cooking a shit load of expensive and unnecessary food. Usually occurs at road trips where idiots become frivolous with money, buy expensive ingredients, and make food that ends up tasting like shit. It can also occur when the house cook is stoned.
"I'm not paying for groceries if they're just going to fucking Jamie Oliver it in the kitchen. Who am I, Bill Gates?"
"Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen."
"MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!"
"Hey look, John is Jamie Olivering it in the kitchen."
"MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!"
by Jason_Lee_94 October 3, 2013
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He has been know to spill 35.9978% of the time he uses a cup without a cover. Many attribute this to his lack of digits, those who know better understand that it is due to ineptitude.
His greatest flaw is his steadfast objection to hygiene and self improvement. He has worn the same haircut for 1.5 decades. Also the same underwear for an equal duration.
He also claims fan-hood to several sports franchises within the NFL and MLB, leading to speculation that he may indeed be a communist.
His greatest triumph in life is his short lived football/rugby dominance orchestrated by his mentor, Micah, to whom he owes everything good in his life.
He is well known for his falsified marriage to singer, Selena Gomez, the relationship has been widely published and he is currently under heavy pressure to publicly apologize to Gomez for defamation of character.
He has been know to spill 35.9978% of the time he uses a cup without a cover. Many attribute this to his lack of digits, those who know better understand that it is due to ineptitude.
His greatest flaw is his steadfast objection to hygiene and self improvement. He has worn the same haircut for 1.5 decades. Also the same underwear for an equal duration.
He also claims fan-hood to several sports franchises within the NFL and MLB, leading to speculation that he may indeed be a communist.
His greatest triumph in life is his short lived football/rugby dominance orchestrated by his mentor, Micah, to whom he owes everything good in his life.
He is well known for his falsified marriage to singer, Selena Gomez, the relationship has been widely published and he is currently under heavy pressure to publicly apologize to Gomez for defamation of character.
Girl 1: I saw Justin Oliver today.
Girl 2: Did you hide in time?
Girl 1: Thankfully, yes.
Dude 1: Did you see Justin Oliver do that incredibly awesome thing?
Dude 2: Yeah, he must of learned it from Micah
Girl 2: Did you hide in time?
Girl 1: Thankfully, yes.
Dude 1: Did you see Justin Oliver do that incredibly awesome thing?
Dude 2: Yeah, he must of learned it from Micah
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Olive is a interesting person. She probably is in theatre arts, and will not allow you to make her friend cry, unless you want to be yelled at with her epic theatre voice. She probably has a pretty bad grades, but is extremely intelligent nonetheless. She crushes easily, and if she meets you.. She probably likes you. You may think she's being annoying, but it's just flirting. She is sort of a nerd, and loves DnD and roleplaying. She's a feisty one, so I warn you again, DON'T cross her. She is a Sytherin through and through, and takes pride in it. She is exactly the type of person who will sing musicals at the top of her lungs in a crowded restaurant or at the park just to embarrass her friends.
Smarts: 8/10
Kindness: 7/10
Charisma: 7/10
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Kindness: 7/10
Charisma: 7/10
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If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.
If you are trying to get laid, you ask a girl to go to the Olive Garden. If she says yes, as long as you pay, she is obligated to have sex with you.
Tom- Dude I'm finally gettin' some poon!
Josh- Bout time you fuckin virgin, how're you pullin this one off?
Tom- I'm takin Tasha to the Olive Garden
Josh- Well son of a bitch. Never thought I'd see the day. We'll have to celebrate, wanna go out to dinner?
Tom- Where at?
Josh- I was thinking the Olive Garden
Tom- You faggot
Josh- Bout time you fuckin virgin, how're you pullin this one off?
Tom- I'm takin Tasha to the Olive Garden
Josh- Well son of a bitch. Never thought I'd see the day. We'll have to celebrate, wanna go out to dinner?
Tom- Where at?
Josh- I was thinking the Olive Garden
Tom- You faggot
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