double decker oatmeal creampie

A three-way with two Amish women resulting in filling their insides.

Hey man. You wouldn't believe last night after the party. I had a double decker oatmeal creampie and it was amazing.

by Misterkirito07 November 15, 2017

oatmeal chili dick

the act of puking on a guys penis after blowing him

Rachel gave me an oatmeal chili dick last night.

by EmilyBlinks182 February 5, 2012

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

logan searfoss

that logan is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

by wrinkleman May 4, 2018

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: What did you eat for breakfast bowl this morning?
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: ok cool
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

by pastramilad November 23, 2022

This isn't where I left my oatmeal

Similar to "this isn't where I parked my car", it's a phrase used during a fight or awkward situation

Facebook convo:

Person 1: I hate you you're a bitch
Person 2: Fuck you and die
Person 3: You're just mad because she fucked your boyfriend
Person 4: This isn't where I left my oatmeal...

by MuchoMoney August 14, 2011

irish oatmeal

the pile of puke one produces from drinking too much alcohol.

aww! I stepped in some Irish Oatmeal outside the bar!

by dons johnson December 16, 2009

Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.

Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot

by Derip September 21, 2020