Car's Vagina

The annoying vaginal looking crevice between a car seat and the centre console that swallows cellphones, wallets, keys, credit cards, and other unsuspecting items. Often times so tight that items must be retrieved using screwdrivers, hooks, or a complete readjustment of the Car's Vagina by moving the seat to its extreme outer limits.
Damn it. I can't find my cellphone again. It's probably in the damned Car's Vagina again.
by Bigmykale June 20, 2018
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Car Stasis

Car stasis is the state of immobility one experiences while sitting in the car, ten feet from the front door, after a long day. Variations include tub stasis, bed stasis and floor stasis.
Callie sure had a long day at work. She wanted to hang out with the cat but couldn't get out of the car. It was a severe case if car stasis.
by The Cash Money Taco April 15, 2013
mugGet the Car Stasismug.

project car

(noun)
A car of any kind, rusty, broken, classic, modern, muscle cars, JDMs, exotic cars and so on. But need a lot of money to maintain and improve performance. Other people see this as wasting money, but in the eyes of car enthusiasts, they are actually building a bond with the car.
Why are you spending so much money on car parts for your project car?
by SAVAGECABAGE March 15, 2017
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Car shopping

Burglary of parked cars without breaking and entering. Typically oocurs in affluent middle-class sprawl where security is minimal and surveillance predictable. Shoppers may operate in low traffic parking lots or by night in residential areas.

Thieves will target unlocked vehicles for small valuables like sunglasses, loose change, wallets, CDs, small electronics and accessories. Stereo equipment and other permanent installations are generally left undisturbed. Occasionally a car shopper may force entry when a visible briefcase, backpack, or box is likely to contain exceptionally valuable items (e.g. laptop computer or merchandise)

To evade detection and remain inconspicuous, perpetrators selectively target favorable conditions. Ideal targets include street parking adjacent to dwellings with lax security and multiple luxury vehicles. Classification of a likely owner and proximity to that person's residency may also be taken into account.

To protect your residence, professional security or visible evidence of pets are the highest deterrents. Automatic appliances activated by timer or motion detection provide effective low cost security. Vanity lighting and sprinkler systems offer additional utilitarian deterrence as well.
We gunna hit up the burbs for some car shopping.
by Cynicmusic August 31, 2004
mugGet the Car shoppingmug.

Getaway Car

A song that makes your asses cry. Sang by Taylor Swift.
A song that is pure bop.
Hey! Have you heard the song Getaway Car?
Nope, I'm not yet finished listening to all the songs in 'reputation'
by Buyreputationbois December 3, 2017
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American car

Something that no longer exists, and hasn't for a long time. Many of the cars produced "Big 3" (Chrysler is now owned by Italian company Fiat BTW, so it's really the big 2 now) are made in Mexico or other foreign nations, while Toyota, BMW, and other foreign car companies have plants in the U.S. Either way, the majority of the parts in the car come from Japan, China, and Korea anyway.
Chevy Owner: "Junk that Beemer and BUY AN AMERICAN CAR!
BMW Owner: "That piece of shit Cobalt was made in Mexico, my 325i was made in South Carolina."
by A.C. Sativa March 10, 2013
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Car-dick

Scottish slang for a teenage driver who modifies their cars with large/loud exhausts and speeds through towns as if they're in a race.
Guy 1: "Did you buy another loud exhaust?"
Guy 2: "Yep, going to install it today."
Guy 1: "Damn, you're already becoming a car-dick."
by TacDiesel May 18, 2017
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