A racist joke otthe good old cowboy with kooties.
Sam: Hey Guess what taite?
Taite: What four eyes?
Sam: its Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Noon
Taite: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck up
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noon shine

(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)

the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.
Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.

This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!

These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.
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Noon O' Clock

It's 12 PM but you're gay and panicking.
Friend 1: I'm meeting up with him at noon o' clock on a Saturday
Friend 2: lmao gay panic
by Remy Michael May 15, 2020
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Noon o’clock

A portmanteau combining the pattern of 11 o’clock, 12 o’clock, 1 o’clock, and the specially designated word “noon” to indicate 12 o’clock
Hey man, want to go grab lunch at round noon o’clock
by Time enjoyer December 22, 2023
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Noone

An attempt at some numpty trying to say "no one".
Jerry: Noone would ever put pineapple on pizza, it just ain't right.
Stuwart: Hehe... noone. Anyway your point is invalid due to your incompetency, I'll go halves on the pizza though.
Jerry: Fine, but if I find a single speck of pineapple on my half I'm gonna flip my lid.
by Stanley Jaguar May 25, 2020
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Noone

Texter 1: hey, my mom died...
Texter 2: noone asked bruh lol XD haha stupid noob
Texter 1:that’s mean
Texter 3: bruh that’s not how you spell no one it’s not noone
by Kai The Raptor March 20, 2020
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