Fizzy Pisser

(v.) To go for a drink, preferably carbonated, on a hot day.

1: Alright mate, I'm going to go out for a fizzy pisser down by the beach
2: Sounds good, need me to bring some soda?

by Snecksy April 13, 2017

The Miosis Pisser

When you break into an ocular surgery clinic where someone is getting laser eye surgery then squat over their head and rip a 10 week old piss over their exposed, vulnerable, bare eye with the PSI of a fire hose.

I got Michael with The Miosis Pisser.

by ADCAR December 13, 2023

twitter pisser

a dude or woman that complains about anything and everything on twitter

i posted a photo of my dog, and this twitter pisser started trying to cancel me for animal abuse cause he had a leash

by Mrfatnutswasmyfather May 7, 2022

rushing the pisser

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up

Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"

by smendler September 29, 2013

Beta-Pisser

A man who is too weak to piss on VC with the boys. They would only do this for the reason of being ashamed of the crackle pop.

"Edward is such a fucking beta-pisser"

by LikeTheEdgiestKidAround January 16, 2021

pissers

fanbase of loonylou9

“are you a pisser”
“YASSSSSS BAE SLAYYYYYYYYYYY MATERIAL GWORL💅💅💅💅😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏”
“pissers are pog”
“true”

by homify / pissify April 28, 2022

pop you in the pisser

Kick you in the balls.

If you don't stop irritating me I will pop you in the pisser.

by mlhiss August 28, 2025