Get road head.
When your about to cum and the girl (or guy) gets off your dick slam on the brakes and slam their head into the steering wheel (ABS helps) and blow your load on their face.
say there was a cat or something....
When your about to cum and the girl (or guy) gets off your dick slam on the brakes and slam their head into the steering wheel (ABS helps) and blow your load on their face.
say there was a cat or something....
Girl gets in car.
Girl goes down.
You get close and warn her.
She gets off your dick.
Hit brakes.
Her head hits the steering wheel.
Blow load in her face.
Make excuse.
Santee Brake Check completed
Girl goes down.
You get close and warn her.
She gets off your dick.
Hit brakes.
Her head hits the steering wheel.
Blow load in her face.
Make excuse.
Santee Brake Check completed
by Doom Pending,,, September 23, 2007
Get the Santee Brake Checkmug. by The strange meaning finder October 16, 2019
Get the Brake my chestmug. when on/in a moving vehicle and there is a very sudden unexpected need to stop quickly, panic monkey braking occurs. this is the kind of braking where there is a cold sweat generated that drips (usually down your buttcrack) that you don't feel until after you are past the incident (assuming you didn't hit whatever it was that you were braking to avoid).
i was riding my triumph street triple in lincoln park at night yesterday when a stealthy 200 pound dog bolted out into the street in front of me between two cars! panic monkey braking ensued, and i was able to avoid hitting him, but i *will* need a new set of underwear.
by dhr46 June 12, 2011
Get the panic monkey brakingmug. BDP - Brake Donkey Power. As opposed to BHP, Brake Horsepower. Unit of measure the power output of slow vehicles' engines at the crank (i.e. does not include loss in power through gearbox, sprockets etc en route to drive wheel(s)). Slang.
1. My Lada puts out 15 donkeys man, it's an animal!
2. Your Harley has brake donkey power, not horsepower!
2. Your Harley has brake donkey power, not horsepower!
by Arto Del Dopeo November 15, 2009
Get the brake donkey powermug. by pilvlp October 11, 2019
Get the All gas no brakesmug. Text convo
Boy: Girl u so fine!!
Girl: Shut up!!!
Boy: How am I supposed to shut up Im not saying anything...im typing lol :)
Girl: Fine! Brake your fingers!!
Boy: :(
Boy: Girl u so fine!!
Girl: Shut up!!!
Boy: How am I supposed to shut up Im not saying anything...im typing lol :)
Girl: Fine! Brake your fingers!!
Boy: :(
by smoothblac April 14, 2010
Get the Brake your fingersmug. by jesus speed April 26, 2011
Get the e-brake fuckmug.