An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.
Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"
Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"
Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"
by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009
Get the Banter Tamponmug. Banter of an exceptionally high standard; the best kind of banter available; so good can actually have an adverse and harmful effect on those involved in the banterering.
Shewar: "Last night was jokes. I don't feel too good this morning though"
Will: "Yeah, it was Toxic Banter "
Shewar: "Bare toxic"
Will: "Yeah, it was Toxic Banter "
Shewar: "Bare toxic"
by Shewar January 1, 2009
Get the Toxic Banter mug. heroic banter shared between a group of lads, curiously it must contain a 3 point jump shot at the end.
1st guy: hey look there's joe.
2nd guy: is he standing up or sitting down?
1st guy: aaar heroic trench banter there.
2nd guy: is he standing up or sitting down?
1st guy: aaar heroic trench banter there.
by robisaponyboy March 6, 2008
Get the trench bantermug. To deliberately mock oneself in a banterous fashion in order to join in on a joke or else when no comeback is forthcoming when a friend banters with you.
by banterlad May 4, 2012
Get the Self-bantermug. Where different areas of the military basically take the piss out of each other for a laugh. The marines take the piss out of paras and the paras take the piss out of marines, the army does it to the navy and everyone does it to the RAF. But just like anything in the military they all know that it is joking and have each other's backs when they need it.
Marines: Whoohoo paras can jump out of planes, so can we.
Paras: Marines are the naval equivalent of the RAF regt.
*later in a firefight* marines and paras are side by side because they are on the same side and it's just military banter
Paras: Marines are the naval equivalent of the RAF regt.
*later in a firefight* marines and paras are side by side because they are on the same side and it's just military banter
by futmar October 5, 2015
Get the military bantermug. Usually described when someone's banter is so piss poor that nobody laughs. The main culprits of wet banter are Danny day and Marie birkbeck
by Eeeeeeelaine December 20, 2013
Get the wet bantermug. When the local doctor checks your prostate and it’s the exact same as his, and you both laugh it off casually.
Doctor - “Yo lemme check your scrotal mass”
Patient - “For sure homie! It’s on the health insurance so don’t be afraid to do some heavy examination”
Doctor - “ayoo bro we got the same”
Patient - “no way bro, that’s crazy”
~ Laughing it off while while realizing there is no diagnosis as of yet.
That is testicular banter in its raw form.
Patient - “For sure homie! It’s on the health insurance so don’t be afraid to do some heavy examination”
Doctor - “ayoo bro we got the same”
Patient - “no way bro, that’s crazy”
~ Laughing it off while while realizing there is no diagnosis as of yet.
That is testicular banter in its raw form.
by JackisOG October 15, 2021
Get the testicular bantermug.