The first black president of south africa. Was in jail for 27 years thanks to apartheid, was released and won the presidency in the first fully representative democratic elections. He is an inspiration to us all now.
by jesus_is_my_homeboy May 3, 2006
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Friend 2: I'll tell them i went home with a kinky chick Friday night, and she did me up the arse with a strap on dildo.
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by LordNelson October 29, 2012
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The medical term for dangling labium aka "mud flaps". Thought to originate from freak show showings of Sara Baartman in the 19th century by Dr. Nelson. Currently the leading reason for vaginoplasty.
by Chungy August 13, 2011
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Get the nilsa mug.The short kid that yells racial slurs at you but isn’t racist. He tells you to off yourself. He also calls things a skill issue when you are unable to do anything.
Person 1:Who is that kid?
Person 2: Oh that’s Nelson, stay back from him
Person 1: Yeah I heard he beat up that kid in a wheelchair and said it was a skill issue that he lost
Person 3: Yeah it’s bad
Person 2: Oh that’s Nelson, stay back from him
Person 1: Yeah I heard he beat up that kid in a wheelchair and said it was a skill issue that he lost
Person 3: Yeah it’s bad
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If you see this man be aware. He has been known to give random insults to the innocent and vulnerable people of society. When you feel like you are under a G attack, your brain will begin to feel like it will fry due to the knowledge of being inferior to an audio-graphical memory. You will cry in envy knowing you will never have the power to woo a woman with the power of rave; You will wish you had the ninja skills to climb through windows. Most of all he will steal your MANHOOD. He is an unstoppable force; a pimp who has many identities, living with his secret lovers who he meets on Facebook. All you can do is hope you don't run into the madman or you will fall under the wrath of his steel balls!! Matthew Nelson! The JUGGERNAUT!
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crackheads everywhere (even in the trash ass school)
wack ass school
bum ass people
crackheads everywhere (even in the trash ass school)
wack ass school
bum ass people
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