necronomicon

Means "Book of the Dead," in Greek. An occult-book *title*, not an actual book, made famous by writer H.P. Lovecraft. Several questionable versions of the Necronomicon were released in the 1970's, although the Avon version is translated from genuine Sumerian texts. The various Necronomicons have no connection to Lovecraft except for the title, which was added as a publicity stunt.

"The Necronomicon was first published about 40 years after H.P. Lovecraft died."

by Samurai-V January 15, 2005

Fig Newtons

A term for marijuana.

Chris: Hey dude, you wanna eat some Fig Newtons later?
Zak: Sure!

by yellowfeather996 November 2, 2009

NEWTON TEXAS

small town in texas..downtown is one city block,a diner a dairy queen and one bar b q place for your dining pleasure. there is one grocery store and a dollar store for your shopping needs.

NEWTON TEXAS is much like Hazzard in the dukes of Hazzard

by lady L October 16, 2008

Newton Balls

When you are at a sauna after working out and you are naked and start rocking hips side to side as to hit their balls together.

Guy 1: Dude I was at the gym and some guy was playing Newton Balls next to me.
Guy 2: Ewwww.

by noobslaya703 June 10, 2011

Newtonville Ontario

a miniscule town in the middle of absolutely nowhere, about an hour east of Toronto. The best think in town was the corner convineance store, until it burnt down.

i was once driving for a long time, then I ended up in Newtonville Ontario

by av8tor718 October 14, 2011

newton's grundle

A phenomena occurring during gay sex where the giving man's scrotum slaps the receiving man's scrotum, sending them forward to the grundle then back to hitting the giver's scrotum, which then swing backwards, and repeats.

This is derived from the desktop toy known as Newton's balls

Hannable was riding Adam so hard that the Newton's Grundle could be heard from outside the bathroom.

by horribleperson24601 April 15, 2014

Newtoned

When an older man is having sex with a younger man doggystyle and the older mans elongated ball sack(due to gravity) slams into the younger mans ballsack in front of him causing pain and resembling the action of the balls on a Newtons Cradle which is found on many desks. Newtons 4th law of motion.

I was having sex with my boss at the office so I could get Friday off. He was giving it to me hard when all of the sudden he got into a funky rythmn and his saggy balls " Newtoned" me.

by patm1r January 24, 2015