naked homeless guy

I did a good thing today.

I took a picture of this naked homeless guy on the train, and I was totally going to submit it to Subway Douchery, but then I thought about it, and, like, what if that was me? So, you know, I did the hero thing. I deleted the picture from my phone.

But sometimes I think I'll never be able to delete the sorrow from my heart.

by Stu Jones March 17, 2013

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Pet named Steve

Markiplier’s imaginary pet named steve. Possibly eaten by markiplier, which may be the reason for his behaviour in his google feud videos. RIP steve.

Pet named steve, markiplier, I think I ate my pet named steve

by GeorgiePineapple🥰 July 1, 2019

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The Naked Man

The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain simpathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.

I used the naked man the other night.

by Buckleboy December 15, 2008

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fuck-a-nigga named

An insult to someone or something annoying or stupid.

Fuck-a-nigga named stop sign. Fuck-a-nigga named homework.

by J-Pimpin January 28, 2008

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Naked Man

The Naked Man is where one takes advantage of a distraction in order to shed their clothing and surprise their date with nakedness in the hope of receiving sex by means of humor, pity or sheer spontaneity.

You go to a Blind Date which turns out to be a disaster. Then you make an excuse of yourself in order to enter your dates apartment. When the date being out of the room simply strip down, and you are good to go.
The Naked Man works 2 out of 3 times.

by jesp045b January 4, 2011

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