My face

Ugly as fuck boi

Linda: you like my makeup (I didn’t even do my makeup my face is ugly )
Bob:it is alright

by Turkeygamer1248 April 10, 2019

My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain.

The lyrics from the Jeffy's Endless Aethos "song "Shuck".

My mind, my face, it's all yours at the end of the day. My life, my name, it's all yours to reflect and sustain. awwww shucks!

by BitchinRemodels May 31, 2024

Get out my hoaching face

When someone is in your (hoaching) face and they say something silly

when on playstation and you talk about a meme a friend may say "Get out my hoaching face"

by Riverkun December 05, 2017

Punch My Face

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.

It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.

by Projectshadow January 20, 2022

Pussys rubbing on my face. Unnnnhhh!!!!

When you girl gets some friends and decides to start a gang bang and you get super horny.

I love when there's pussys rubbing on my face. Unnnnhhh!!!!!

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! September 07, 2022

Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

shit my face

When one regrets opening their mouth about something.

Then I shall shit my face.

by D_reck31 September 24, 2017