Mutton Molestor

A fan of Aberdeen football club who enjoys the regional sport of shagging sheep

"That Ooter is such a mutton molestor, that sheep got it bad in the ass"

by Andrew Smith June 19, 2006

mutton

To molest young impressionable teenage girls in the back seat of a Skyline

The date was going well until Fast Eddy muttoned me.

by Fast Eddy April 29, 2004

muttock

Mutton buttocks. The name given to the tender buttocks of a sheep.

I gripped the beast firmly by it's muttocks and then proceeded to bugger it.

by Dave Risdale July 19, 2004

Muko

A kid who is typically smart. Also known as a good son.

My shon Muko

by My shon May 29, 2018

atomic mutton

a group of nold slags out on the piss on a Saturday night

by eddie23 August 6, 2003

mutton chop beauty

one stage up from "you beauty!".

easily applied in a sporting context but generally a handy universal phrase, shortened to just mutton chop if you like.

"that girl was a mutton chop beauty"

by king edwards April 1, 2009

mutton list

A list composed of people who you just want to hit upside the head with a leg o' mutton. Also, it can include the reason why you would like to do so.

Mutton List:
1. Brad Pitt-beard
2. Ty- the pencil thrower
3. Austin- the shemale

by kanickys654 March 23, 2010