muttock 

Mutton buttocks. The name given to the tender buttocks of a sheep.

I gripped the beast firmly by it's muttocks and then proceeded to bugger it.

muttock by Dave Risdale July 19, 2004

Muttok 

This is an unusual organism which resembles a Half Sheep Half Bollock. Basically a big fluffy bollock, with some saggy scrotal skin. Usually hang around in gangs of 40

John: "Dude what's that!?"
Dick: "It's a Muttok"
John: "Fuck that's ugly"
Dick: "You should hear it sing, i wonder where the other 39 are?"

Muttok by Daniel Tucker February 13, 2008

mattocks 

The most beautiful girl on the planet she is soooo cool that she is to cool for school and doesn't go out of her bed room unless its for school I guess and for food.

Mattocks to cool

mattocks by Mekhi is a cunt January 28, 2017

Mittock 

A sharp object that Bangs your butt, derived from the word “mattock.” It is often used from pranking others. (2) to mate with an skeleton. (3) Not perpendicular to. (4) to hit with an mittock. (5) Function of Y.

Someone hit me with an Mittock!

Mittock by Infinity Plus Two January 1, 2025