Mortal kombat

When you superglue a sleeping persons hand to your Penis and then slap them in the face to wake them up. their struggle to remove their hand ends up in ejaculation, just before which you shout 'finish him'

Guy 1 - Dude, I gave my step sis the Mortal kombat. She was not impressed. . . .

Guy 2 - what did she say?

Guy 1 'how did you get in here'

Guy 2 - where was she?

Guy 1 - coming round from her gender reassignment . . . .

by MRFEZ August 7, 2019

Mortal Kombat

The of fighting whilst completely drunk in Scotland.

Bloody hell Jock ,That black eye and fat lip are massive .Mind you that slash along your check isn't much better. I see that you were player 1 on Mortal Kombat again ?

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

Ldol mortality

Fucking shit cod team! Ldol is fucking dope

Ldol Mortality is shit, NO Ldol MORTALITY IS FUCKING DOPE!

by Urmommma1 March 14, 2018

Mortal Jeopardy

Extreme exposure to danger or risk, to a degree so serious that it would pronounce your certain doom, mortal peril.

The country seems to be in mortal jeopardy because of its unscrupulous and corrupt leader.

by Info2go August 30, 2025

mortal

meaning: a living thing that can die

immortal: shut up stupid mortal
mortal: fuc-

by im a fucking idiot March 8, 2022

Mortal Kombat 1

the only reason i havent fucking killed everyone yet, this along with the people playground 'Better Gore' mod

i could watch Mortal Kombat 1 Fatalities all day

by nubnerd24 June 27, 2025

Mortal world

The physical dimension where the ordinary mortals live.

The Olympian deities boasted, 'The mortals are so lowly, since they come from the mortal world, which is also called 'the lower-air' and we gods are way-up in status, since we come from the celestial godly realm, which is also called 'the upper-air', (ie. The Aether/Cosmos).'

(Please read my definition of mortal & the godly realm for more information).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 28, 2022