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Mokie

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A mixture of cannabis and tobacco smoked via a water-pipe.

The origins of the word "mokie" are hard to trace. But as far as confirmed history goes, "mokie" originated in Sanoma County, California as an activity up-taken by few and far between. A man travelling from Sanoma County, CA to the neighboring Marin County, CA told stories of people who smoked "mokies". Overnight, it transformed from a tall tale into a worldwide phenomena of "mokie" addiction.
"Yo, lets go take some mokies!"

"Dude, that mokie rip got me faded!"

"Let's climb mokie mountain!"

"Smoking mokies will probably give you emphysema"
by The Mokie Crusader February 11, 2009
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"Mug" = Mok in Dutch, hence Mokkie for a Mollie.
Please pass me a steaming hot coffee in my favorite Mokkie
by MolliesMollie March 31, 2020
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Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.
You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me
by Manic Imp July 28, 2011
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Moolieliner

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Urban public transportation rail passenger car, such as a subway train or light rail train. All, or nearly all, riders are Moolies. Found on hood-to-hood rail lines, or hood-to-downtown lines. Late at night, street people ride Moolieliners to sleep and/or stay warm. Smells like urine, spilled beer, poor personal hygiene.
Suburbanite: "This subway train is disgusting! Trash all over, people drinking malt liquor, smoking weed, eating fried chicken. There's graffiti everywhere, and it stinks!"

City resident: "Motherfucker, you crackers call this 'ridin' da Moolieliner.' "
by moolieliner December 8, 2012
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Mokie

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Mixing weed and tobacco in a bong
I took hella mokie rips last night and got waaaay to high
by sdfsdfds March 12, 2009
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Mooker Spooker

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A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.
Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.
by Axel Scar June 15, 2009
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Sea Monkies

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When one eats an excessive amount of lettuce, chewed properly, which is then spewed out in diarrheal form... Resulting in what appears to be sea monkies floating in the toilet bowl.
Dude, that ranch from arbys fucked up my stomach... caused me to blow sea monkies all afternoon. Damn Paul Newman.
by JonDay February 10, 2009
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