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mosha

an enemy of a scally/townie/chav. never get along. a mosha is a lot easyier to understand and talk to. will no pretned to be 'ard'. they have a great taste in music with contains bands like nirvana, red hot chili peppers, blink 182, greenday and many more great bands. they usually wear black hoods (usually with the design of a particular band they like) baggie jeans and sometimes chains. they can have long hair or short hair. like to be left alone and kept to themselves.
scally: oi u long aired twat
mosha: shut the fuck up u fat bastard.
scally: u startin? im gonna batta ya
*fight starts*
mosha plants flag through scallys head!
by kurt cobain December 23, 2004
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A label given to anyone who belongs to a sub culture of rock by chavs:
"Mosha's" are often seen as dirty, rude, gay/bi, an apparently their mum's get fucked reguarly by chavs, these are not true, most "mosha's" are not like this, and people who take pride in the sub culture they belive/follow will not call themselfs "mosha's" usually they are punks, goths, cyber goths, skinheads, indies, skaters or some bmx'ers which are proud to follow that exact subculture and do not want to be labled as a "mosha" often "mosha's" do not find the name offensive and it sounds rather silly.
chav: oi u fuckin mosha give me yer fuckin money

"mosha": shut up

chav: yer what m8 im gonna bang ya

"mosha": bang me with no lube? and im not your "m8"

chav: *confused look* yer fuckin mosha, arrrrrrrrrr i fucked yer mum

"mosha": indeed, i do not find "mosha" offensive and my mum is a lesbian

chav: fuckin dirty mosha

"mosha": shush child, think of a better name

chav: fuckin skank ed' *gets phone* ee ar m8 im gettin me home boi's down were gonna spark ya out!

"mosha": is that because you cant do it yourself?

chav: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa m8....

"mosha": indeed *walks away*

chav: *shouts obcenitys such as fuckin skank ed', dirty fuckin mosha, and i fucked ya mum ya dirty fuckin mosha go get a fuckin aircut'*
by Greg Hartley May 6, 2005
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mosha

moshas aren't dirty tramp-like people as most people here seem to think. *rolls eyes at the scallies that obviously wrote these definitions*
Let's set this straight. Moshas are easy-going people who dress how they want to and don't follow all ur gay fashions. They do wash their hair and change their clothes *gasps in surprise* and dammit, they even take baths like normal people! All groups of people have their exceptions, like grebs are decent people, but you still get your weirdos that want to punch your lights out for looking at them weird. (not dissin grebs, just an example) Most moshas hate townies (for good reason) and come to that, most townies hate moshas (for no good reason other than they don't get off with their mums). Most of you also seem to think that the don't listen to "real rock". Most of the moshas I know like bands such as:
- Metallica
- Led Zeppelin
- Iron maiden
- Nirvana (okies, not technically rock but you get the idea)
- and those of you from Royston SOCKET!(had to be said)
So moshas aren't as bad as most of you seem to think, they are normal people that just happen to like to mosh and have a good time at rock concerts.
Scally~ Oi! you dirty mosha! U startin on me?
Mosha~ *walks away*
Scally~ when you last have a bath u filthy moshface! (actually heard someone call a mosha that :S)
Mosha~ *is a long way away by now and can't hear the pathetic insults that are COMPLETELY not true*
by Madi April 11, 2004
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Mosh Fist

A well rounded move to be used in the dark, fiery inferno of a raging mosh pit battleground.

It allows for a defensive stance, while at the same time leaving an arm free to decimate your opponent by shattering their face, or with a well placed throat smash.

The Mosh Fist is performed simply by crouching, planting your feet so as to steady yourself, lowering your head to protect the face, and then raising your arms; one poised to defend yourself from blows and/or weaklings that could possibly be knocked in your direction, the other ready to unleash haymakers or other crippling blows to the pantywaists that oppose you.

This move is a safe choice for any pit fiend, whether a weakling newbie, or a war-torn rocker.

When utilizing the Mosh Fist, you can also attain higher levels of badassedness by raising the mighty devil horns with your defending hand. This intimidates your opponents as they will realize they have no chance of conquering your demonic spirit, and when you see the fear in their eyes, it will be that much easier for you to annihilate them with a smashing blow to the dome.

Use this move well, and bring honor and glory to the name of your fellow rockers.
The music starts to really rock out. The mosh pit develops quickly...

You find yourself surrounded by a drooling horde of rock-biting weaklings with mohawks and spiked jewelry. Limbs are flying, bows are being thrown... it's getting pretty dangerous in there.

This is the time when you unleash the Mosh Fist. Survival is your primary goal. Show no mercy.
by Jorrg June 25, 2007
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mosher

A person who doesn't really give a fuck. They can dress in what ever they want, the moshers in my town dress mostly in black but there are colours there too. Band t-shirts and random badges or pins on bags are common. Loud rock music, moshing, etc. Are usually picked on by scum called chavs. who choose to chase the poor mosher who happens to be walking on his or her own and pummels them... if chavs were that stong (some of them have pretty good aim with rocks unfortunately)
mosher/me: *walks down a road, minding her own buisness listening to music... may have been slayer at the time, i can't remember*
chav 1: hey! look at the guy! he's a mosher!
chav 2: that's a chick, not a guy.
chav 1: whatever... *starts running after the poor, innocent person*
mosher/me: ah crap, not again... *runs... in this case into the cemetery*
chav 1: *spits* damn, we lost her
*they both walk away
by uhm...me July 1, 2007
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the word originated in New York in the early 80s. The previous word for the dance was "slam". The origin is probably Yiddish, as is "mish-mosh" - something all mixed up. It was a specific New York Hardcore variation on slamming which went in a circle (usually counter-clockwise with the stage as 12:00). There was a variation to slower, chuggy music called the creepy-crawly. It may have been Jimmy Gestapo (Murphy's Law) himself who coined the word
by Chief Hanson September 24, 2004
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Mosher

Moshers are kind a loyal people who despite and hate chavs.
They ussualy wear baggy jeans and t-shirts
Everyone says there druggys and stuff but come on!
not all moshers cut themselfs
Thats how ppl think moshers are
Chavs have no inteligence to anything even moshers
One person cam eup to me and says
Hey Goth
I was like " wtf"
That shows ya how bad they realy are! IM A MOSHER!
by Glenny_benny August 29, 2006
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