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Mississippi marinade

When having sweaty intercourse with a female with a pimple covered anus you ejaculate on her back making sure the sweat and semen mix into a fluid that runs down into her bum crack. The juices then mix with the crusty poo dags and pimple puss. Leave to fully combine and then proceed to add the marinade to your favorite meat product
Hey Luke want to go grab a bite to eat.
Luke: No thanks. Me and this disgusting swamp hag are going to brew up a Mississippi marinade for some steak
by The Foz Doctor November 14, 2013
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Mississippi Mayhem

While youre fucking the hell out of a girl doggy style, you put your foot in her pussy and try to keep in inside as long as you can hopping on one foot. I do this every weekend with a new broad. My record is 54 seconds. beat that!
Guy 1: I Gave ur mom a mississippi mayhem and her pussy is infected. Apparently athletes foot is an STD.

Guy 2: I dont give a shit, lets go do shrooms and take some shots.
by ImAPussyShark May 16, 2008
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Mississippi Hanging

Like a regular hanging, except not with rope and not around the neck.

Instead, they use fishing twine and it goes around your scrotum.
This one dude done raped a gal, so the lynch mob decided it proper to give the sumbich a Mississippi hanging.
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Mississippi Sawhorse

When 2 men touch the tips of their Penises together, and 2 women proceed to scissor with the penises in the middle of the action. They then proceed to slide back and forth along the Penises, and the men can thrust in unison if desired.
Did you see those lesbians? I would definitely do the Mississippi Sawhorse with them.
by Rick Nay June 12, 2022
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mississippi heimlich

When you are having intercourse with a female from behind, and right as you cum in her, your friend comes and kicks her in the stomach or chest.
Hey Brad, want to come over and help me give Rachel a Mississippi Heimlich?
by BamaMan22 July 30, 2017
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Mississippi Snickerdoodle

When she inserts a Snickers bar all the way up her ass, sits on your face, pushes it out as if it was a poop and then you eat it.
I wanted to enjoy a Snickers bar but my girl was tryna fuck so I had her give me a good ol' Mississippi Snickerdoodle.
by Inbredded June 26, 2022
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Mississippi Vaseline

Hey, make sure you get that Mississippi Vaseline all the way 'round so I can fit this roman candle up there real good.
by ecust July 4, 2020
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