Midland, Mi

A Principal City of about 42,000 people in the great lakes Bay region of Michigan, Located 17 Miles East of Bay City and 19 miles Northwest of Saginaw. The only way that it was made relevant is by Dow Chemical. out of towners tend to get lost in Midland because the layout is confusing as fuck, and the only 'easy' way around is via US 10 or google maps. Midland is the total opposite of nearby Saginaw, where as in Midland the worst 'crime' is speeding. Midland is home to things such as midland mall, Midland center for the arts, Dow gardens, Dow Diamond, the tridge and Northwood University, most of which have been funded in part or full by Dow.

Goddammit every street I take just ends up back at Ashman Street, I fucking have driving around Midland, Mi!!

by Drizzy D. May 31, 2017

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millany

A beautiful and crazy girl. She seems quiet but her true friends will bring the crazy out of her. She has a story to tell and you are a lucky person if you get to hear it. She’s one of the most amazing people in this solar system

Omg Millany is so mysterious and pretty

by Fairy Godmother January 30, 2018

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milanesa

milanesa is an Argentinian food wich is a pice of (for example) meat, chicken, soy, eggplant, etc covered in bread crumbs wich is or fried or baked. people as well call milanesas "supremas"

omg, this was the best milanesa ever
i don't like supremas as much as empanadas

by violuda February 2, 2018

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milandi

Milandi is a pretty tall girl. Stands up for what and who she believes in. She is the tipe of friend you always have to have in your life and if you do you are one lucky person. She is sexy , smart , funny and one amazing person.

G: That is one amazing chick
S: Thats no chick thats Milandi

by Lonestar 😂😂 February 11, 2019

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Mainland high school

Mainland is an actual gate way to hell. Known for many rumors and yes there all true. Such as sneaking into the bathrooms to have sex, and drug deals right in your second period. All money is spent on sports good luck for the art teachers supporting their star students with actual skills. A school full of dirty, perverted, and asshole teachers. Your saftey in the school doesn't matter either. Kids will beat you till your blind or throw firecrackers at you. The most disrespectful people you'll ever meet. But you'll make plenty of friends to do drugs with. Plenty of drama to keep you going. You wanna go where no one cares if you succeed go to mainland. But this definitely needed an update I'm positive if you asked any student if they wanted to be there they'd ignore your or say hell no.

Guy 1: Where do I go if I need hoes and depression.
Guy 2: Dude you should come to mainland high school I got five girls, bad grades and a GPA lower than my dick size.
Girl 1: yeah but..
Guy 1 :stfu thot!

by MagicbutterMagic92749 August 19, 2019

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