Mike is a guy who is a crazy motherfucker if u do something. To him u will get fuck hard by your family he is also a guy who will fuck your sister. He is a Italian badass who get all the girls.
by Michael23maraccini June 06, 2019
by Ken City November 07, 2021
Mike is so cute
by Yourlordandsavioursatan December 14, 2019
a cute guy who has the cutest chubbiest cheeks and squirrel teeth and the most nicest, cutest, and funniest guy you will ever meet. he’s an amazing person with a big heart.
Me: Hey Mike.
Mike: Lauren, why is there a definition of me when I look up my name on Urban Dictionary?
Me: i’m sorry.
Mike: Lauren, why is there a definition of me when I look up my name on Urban Dictionary?
Me: i’m sorry.
by laurenlax437 October 16, 2019
He is a big guy.... He loves to fish and pull out lunkers! He loves ridin quads and drivin trucks. He is a nice guy and a great buddy.
by RealDefinitions5 April 10, 2018
Mike is a friend you can often depend on, and he's hot too. With caring blue eyes that will make your heart race and cute dirty blonde hair, it's hard not to fall in love. But watch out-- if you ask him out and he says no, your heart will shatter into a million pieces. He may be the most attractive guy in the grade, but it's a dangerous game to play with Mike.
by access_6583 February 26, 2018
One of the most AMAZING friends you’ll ever have in your life. They’re kind, sweet, generous, always there for you, and you’ll be so glad you met them. They’ll always be open to talk to you once you two get to know each other- and trust me, once you’re friends you won’t want to stop talking to them. They’re always there for you.
by ZeeXtor May 26, 2021