by Aribeth April 20, 2005
The voce module that comes with 200 and XP to help blind users use the computer. also very funny to make say things..
Funny things to make microsoft sam say:
1. piss! Piss out the ass!
2. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
3. fuck shit piss cunt tits cocksucker motherfucker twat
4. just mash the keyboard and ask Sam to pronounce what results.
1. piss! Piss out the ass!
2. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
3. fuck shit piss cunt tits cocksucker motherfucker twat
4. just mash the keyboard and ask Sam to pronounce what results.
by g-pain November 29, 2007
Still kinda an awful browser even if it now shares the same DNA as chrome. Literally the first page that opens is a jumbled up mess of text and clickbaity news articles that I couldn't give zero fucks about. And the way it manages tabs is not my cup of tea.
It does eat a lot less RAM tho, so I'll give it that.
It does eat a lot less RAM tho, so I'll give it that.
Person 1: Wtf, Windows just told me to switch to Microsoft Edge
Person 2: ewwwwwww
Person 1: Hey, at least now I have more free RAM
Person 2: ewwwwwww
Person 1: Hey, at least now I have more free RAM
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 03, 2022
"Time to complete installation of Windows XP 37 minutes."
(24 minutes later)
"Time to complete installation of Windows XP 36 minutes. Did you know that Windows XP will speed up all your everyday computing tasks!"
(24 minutes later)
"Time to complete installation of Windows XP 36 minutes. Did you know that Windows XP will speed up all your everyday computing tasks!"
by Anton Clarke January 29, 2004
"I don't have time to talk to you, I'm almost done installing the game - it says I only have one second remaining."
"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
"Dude, you have plenty of time, it's a Microsoft second."
by SsurebreC March 17, 2012
Someone who is too stubborn or just in denial about the inadequacy in quality and effectiveness of Microsoft products compared to Apple products.
Symptoms are constantly defending and making excuses for the sub par product pumped out by Microsoft.
The person, has seen by outsiders, looks to be waging a hopeless war against impossible odds.
People have compared it to the Battle of the Alamo or Leningrad. One observer compared it to Star Wars; the Rebels v. the Empire. Except in this case the Empire won.
It can be painful to watch someone go down this dark road.
Just picture Rocky I but at the end rocky dies. And Loses. And Apollo bones Adrian.
Symptoms are constantly defending and making excuses for the sub par product pumped out by Microsoft.
The person, has seen by outsiders, looks to be waging a hopeless war against impossible odds.
People have compared it to the Battle of the Alamo or Leningrad. One observer compared it to Star Wars; the Rebels v. the Empire. Except in this case the Empire won.
It can be painful to watch someone go down this dark road.
Just picture Rocky I but at the end rocky dies. And Loses. And Apollo bones Adrian.
Microsoft Apologist: "For your information, sir, We can use Windows XP for the remainder of this century. Further more, you think your computer is so cool. Can it get Viruses? I didn't think so!"
by Myland3r March 03, 2011
A metaphorical variation on the Cleveland Steamer. It occurs when someone expects something to work, only to see it fail at a critical moment, leaving them feeling like someone has just shit on their face.
Person A: "I'd stay way from Michael right now. He installed Windows 7 last week, and just got a Microsoft steamer when he tried to print out his term paper."
Person B: "Idiot. What did he expect?"
Person B: "Idiot. What did he expect?"
by M. Docherty February 22, 2010