Wet Meyer

That Sexy Motherfucker

Wet Meyer - A legit GIGA CHAD

by TheWiseMan32 May 29, 2023

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matt meyers

Ripped,strong,athletic,sexy,hot,has great hair,chick magnet

Girl1:Brooke are you dating Matt Meyers

Girl2: yes
Girl1:you are so lucky

by Fbdyjxtj November 30, 2016

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Emily Meyer

Someone you spent the formative years of your young adulthood with. She loves the ocean and sharks. She worked at a winery and was a volunteer diver at a major aquarium. She put up with a lot of your bullshit for a long time. More than a bit forgetful and definitely a chaotic spaz. Has iridescent green and blue and gray eyes. Makes you think of the beach when you put your face to her sandy hair. Has a calming smile like a cool sea breeze on a hot day. Fiercely independent and goes for the jugular in verbal beatdowns. From perfume fights to geocache hikes, the time you shared will stay with you, even though the two of you couldn't work out a future together.

I love you Emily Meyer and I always will.

by TheOneForPeace October 11, 2020

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Micah Meyer

A man who knows that Noah is the best

Dude 1: "Is that Micah Meyer?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's quiet but cool. He is not as cool as Noah though."

by theno45 July 29, 2023

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Tobias Meyer

Tobias is an NPC who constantly talks about his poem anthology. He likes to approach revisions slowly and carefully, increasing his work load over time.

Hey, did you see that guy yesterday, he was railing a lamppost, such a TOBIAS MEYER

by Dictionary3837262837 June 08, 2022

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