metrohawk

A hairdo commonly worn in white suburbia, Short in the back longer in the front combed up and together. Made popular by soccer legend David B., golf enthusist Arnold P., and Steve "The Marine" C.

Did you see the new guys hair, ya it was a metrohawk.

by doverst April 1, 2007

metrogate

a place where lots of bad shit happens. also, home of the infamous vandershower. It is often unneccesarily guarded by a muhammed, who makes sure no intruders sneak in. however, why someone would want to enter metrogate is beyond me. dont be fooled by the comfy couches in the common room. a blacklight would reveal much more than meets the common eye. and that computer you are using in the computer lab, was most likely used by a pedophile or a strange old man with glasses openly watching gay porn.

Guy 1: Dude, don't tell me you got sent there???
Guy 2: Yea man, I have to spend three months in Metrogate.
Guy 1: Oh man, you better watch out for that vandershower!

by Vander-gate is Vander-shit August 4, 2009

metrolover

a girl who prefers to date boys that act gay but claim to be straight

I saw Amy's boyfriend lip syncing and dancing to Britney Spears. I didn't know she was a metrolover.

by wanker911 November 8, 2009

metrodour

A name for any number of unpleasant smells associated with the metro system of a given city.

Alternate spelling: metrodor.

Today's metrodour is B.O. with undertones of cabbage.

The metrodour in that car was so bad that everyone was covering their faces.

by smuffle February 19, 2011

metro bitch

A bitch that hasn't been outside the perimeter of her city or town but swear she da shit

Man ya baby mama aint nothing but a metro bitch

by BDM_Boss November 14, 2014

Melrosesexual

When one is only attracted to Melrose.

"Bro, isn't that chick sexy?"
"She's not as hot as Melrose, I'm 100% Melrosesexual."

"Have you seen Melrose?"
"Yes, omg, I'm totally Melrosesexual!"

by Cheese jerky May 22, 2016

metroboating

The act of drinking and partying in your boat when it is dry docked or out of the water.

Jim and Mike get really shitty when they are metroboating.

by Zack.tbs February 20, 2017