The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together

"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"

by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017

The Linus Method

When a wants a song that nobody else would want he posts in announcements mentioning that the song is a once in a lifetime opportunity for a group buy. He then promotes the song as “insane” and when nobody likes the song after it leaks he gets upset because it’s ass.**

I got this new song but don’t know how to push people I got to use “The Linus Method”

by Opmdog1629 October 1, 2023

munga method

An interesting or unconventional approach to something.

Person 1: I’m thinking of saving some toilet paper by just having a shower afterwards.
Person 2: That’s a bit of a munga method, sir

by Snaguage November 10, 2021

the fitsgerald method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home smoking meth amphetamine.

I'm too much of a pussy to fight my own battles.. Lets spark up a bowl of shitty meth and use the Fitsgerald Method. Let's send Stephen with a knife..

by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016

Bryce Method

The quintessential "cock block". Slipping in and stealing the hot girl away from the guy who brought her to the bar. Common method used in most college towns yet requires a fair amount of skill and grit.

Friend 1. Damn, that chick is hot. Looks like shes with someone tho.
Friend 2. So... just use the Bryce Method

by Johnny Turntable July 2, 2011

The Goldade Method

Like Onlyfans but in reverse. A situation were you send an innocent girl pictures of your balls every 15 seconds until she pays you $15.99 to stop for a month.

It’s been hard trying to make money with nothing but an ag Ed degree and a creepy mustache so I’ve had to resort to The Goldade Method just to make an income.

by Jermey Sanchez December 17, 2020

The Tebow Method

Formerly known as the pull-and-pray method, when a man pulls the goalie during coitis. This new and improved method involves getting down on one knee and saying a prayer after spraying man slime on the belly of the lucky lady.

I was way too drunk to use a condom, so I used the Tebow Method instead.

by Little Johnny Blue Label December 18, 2011