A "metrosexual" is an allegedly heterosexual male who spends a shitload of money on beauty products and fancypants-style clothes. These guys spend more time primping than divas or he-divas!
by Silky Smooth May 4, 2004
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A pathetic loser who has fallen into the consumer trap of thinking that he needs ultra-expensive but utterly useless skin care\hair care products and has a taste in clothing that would make a circus clown blush with embarassment.
It's really in th best interest of large corporations to turn us all into the ideal consumer,...a metrosexual.
by Aramchek November 5, 2003
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In Saturday Night Live, when Jimmy Fallon and WIll Ferrel work in that fashion store, they are presumed metrosexuals.
by Sum yun Guy November 29, 2003
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