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Freddie Mercury

Literately the best singer ever.
Better than Lil Nas X, Rick Roll, Adele, Maroon 5, The Jonas Bros, etc.
by Deafen Nation Defenition November 23, 2019
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That's not Mercury

A saying for when something isn't planned, expected, or right. Or when there is just dead silence.
Person 1: Have this cheese.
Person 2: I don't like cheese.
Person 1: That's not Mercury!
by Spoonular November 13, 2009
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mercury topaz

A poorly made car from Mercury that was manufactured in the 80's and early 90's. They stopped making it due to poor sales and the fact that they're pieces of crap. They top out around 75 mph and are extremely unattractive. Often referred to as the "slowpaz".
Phil- "Dude, I just got a mercury topaz"
Chris- "That sucks man, I heard that they've been banned from highways because they're so slow, and no self respecting girl would ever set foot inside of one of them"
Phil- "Yeah, I should probly go drive it of a bridge"
by Albino Rhino August 26, 2006
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Freddie Mercury

the coolest singer ever. he was the heart of queen which was INCREDIBLE until they started with synthesizers on the okay album, The Game. after that, they only had the memory of greatness.

yet we all still love him

if he was alive.
Freddie Mercury is an incredible example of the awesome gay "70's
by queen_lovvver__i_am_not_gay December 30, 2005
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mercurachrome

A fungal type growth, typically found in the rainforests of Brazil in South America. Great cure for Jock Itch, Athlete's Foot, and many other bodily fungi.
by HeyMiStAhDJ July 6, 2005
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Mercari

Mercari (verb/noun) -
1. to commit fraud or participate in a dishonest scheme/a person who commits fraud or participates in a dishonest scheme.

2. a failed operation in which the only casualties are civilians.
3. an online selling platform created exclusively for people who lie, cheat, and steal.
1. When visiting unfamiliar places be wary of strangers, they seem nice at first but will look for any chance to Mercari all your valuables and leave you for dead.

2. Looks like the drone strike missed it’s target again... make sure this gets classified with all the other failed Mercari missions.

3. Why are you sad about Silk Road being taken down? The whole community has already moved to the Mercari app
by jubil33 June 30, 2021
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Mercurial

Reciprocal oral sex involving a male and a transexual/transvestite. A sixty-nine with a tranny.
If you're looking for a life-changing mercurial, Brazil's your place!
by Pete Walker (Inverness) January 10, 2008
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