meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.

"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.

by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017

mention none

A funny and silly way to say "Don't Mention It!"

Person 1:Thank you
Person 2: Mention None

by iDoSamus February 26, 2018

Meditation Group

Yeaaah, that's a cult

"We're not a cult, we're a meditation group".
"Let us teach yourself to open your mind and better your life by joining our cult- I mean meditation group".

by Veranica_iwantweed May 8, 2018

mantration

(n) a word to describe the merge of a mantra and affirmation, an affirmation that is repeated so much by one person it becomes more like a mantra

"I journaled and used that phrase so much this year to get me through the tough times that it became my #1 mantration."

by Michellita December 23, 2020

Metatron

Metatron is said in the process of greeting, farewell, or accomplishment, representing the value of universal similarities and differences between and within all things.

Horus: "Hey terry, the next time we meet up lets build a 1200 lumen flashlight, Metatron!"

Terry: "It's gonna be lit, Metatron!"

(Horus and Terry temporarily part ways after saying Metatron)

by tsunamisocialengineering June 24, 2021

Metatron

Metatron is said in the process of greeting, farewell, or accomplishment/milestone, representing the value of universal similarities and differences between and within all things.

Horus: "Hey terry, the next time we meet up lets build a 1200 lumen flashlight, Metatron!"

Terry: "It's gonna be lit, Metatron!"

(Horus and Terry temporarily part ways after saying Metatron)

by tsunamisocialengineering June 24, 2021

Mentalation

When you think past two

"I just commit Mentalation."

"I'm calling the police."

by mama joe mama joe nuts January 20, 2022