What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
Get the A Frog On Medicinemug. Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.
by 1Head January 29, 2021
Get the band-aid medicinemug. Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up
by Psychedelic shrooms July 24, 2015
Get the grandpas old cough medicinemug. A herbal remedy for women and children for all ages pre year 2004 where you remove the penis head and the testes of the judges who hurt you by admitting the amount of nuclear weapons in America with your families 21000 welding gas containers scares you more than world wars a search quested for my every illegal black kid.
by Cody5050 December 20, 2022
Get the Medicinal castrationmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the Cristy.Ali To Standard Fetal Medicine: $21.76mug. For all the stoners out there, kind of like Thirsty Thursday. But more relaxing, good end to a weekend of hard partying.
Bob: Man... it's Monday and i'm still hungover from the weekend.
Joe: *pulls out bong* it's Medicinal Monday, and i have a cure for that.
Joe: *pulls out bong* it's Medicinal Monday, and i have a cure for that.
by S18JW February 23, 2011
Get the Medicinal Mondaymug. Tunug medicine is a special kind of medication that when taken, causes you to hallucinate, and see these weird machines called tunugs. This medicine also causes you to hallucinate about a boy called the mattress boy who loves to use weird mattress on people. These mattress can range anywhere from a regular air mattress that is pumped electrically, to a huge air mattress that's electric pump stays on all the time, and vibrates, and makes the person feel weird. People who take a little bit of the tunug medicine have just minor hallucinations. People who take a whole lot of the tunug medicines can have severe SEVERE hallucinations that if bad enough, can be fatal, because it can cause the person's heart rate to speed up, and could cause them to be sent into V-Fib which is an abnormal heart arhythmia in which the heart stops pumping, and just quivers.
1. A few days ago I took a whole lot of that tunug medicine and ended up almost dying from the machine that the mattress boy used on me. I was told to get on these horrible mattresses!!
2. Was one hooked up to a pump with a green light?
3. YES.
4. That's scarey.
5. YES IT IS!!
2. Was one hooked up to a pump with a green light?
3. YES.
4. That's scarey.
5. YES IT IS!!
by 1992peter February 14, 2010
Get the tunug medicinemug.