Angus wangus meatloaf

When your friend (probably called Angus) invites the fellowship over for what is assumed to be a wholesome, home cooked meal—but rather than putting food on the table, he lays his thick, meaty wang on the table and says “well… somebody gotta eat this meatloaf!”.

Hey friend/Angus, I know you said you would love to have the companions over for dinner tonight, but all we ask is that you aren’t serving us that Angus wangus meatloaf!

by dbfluffypuppy May 9, 2024

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021

your meat loaf

This is a sixties saying denoting sexual inactivity. High school boys would often say before summer break "don't let your meat loaf this summer!"

"Hey Spike, don't let your meat loaf this summer!"

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2020

meatload

The condition of having too much cock in the mouth.

Because of Yosef’s meatload, he was unable to breath and passed out, whereupon cocks were drawn on his forehead.

by PoopsMcG January 15, 2009

Meat Loaf Throat

The results of your esophagus after getting face-banged by a group of wild yeti's in the dense woods of Colorado and or Houston.

Damn that snowboarding trip was fun, too bad Bob caught a bad case of the Meat Loaf Throat.

Did you see LeMaire after those Yeti's straight Meat loaf throated him? Scarred for life.

Look at that red lip stick.. thats a professional meat loaf throat yeti champion!

by DanimalTX November 15, 2011

meatloafs daughter

A turd of epic proportion which is unlikely to be fully removed with 1 flush.

A multiflush arse log

I went fo ra shit at work today, but someone had left Meatloafs Daughter floating in there.

It was like giving birth to Meatloafs Daughter.

by Steven and the Twins December 14, 2009

meatloafing

A position that many cats and kittens prefer to relax in. It's usually in a straight-forward lump with the head and tail protruding, you can't see their paws or feet, as they are buried.

My cat Munchie meatloafs with his head down.

by God November 15, 2004