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Bad mascara day

When your mascara is not cooperating and you wipe it off and restart a bunch of times and still can’t get it to look good
Damn my makeup looks so bad, today is definitely a bad mascara day!
by Cry$t4l_B1tch724 April 25, 2022
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Gorilla Mascara

The female counterpart to the famous “Gorilla Mask”.

A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.

Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.
“Hey honey, I didn’t mean to scare ya, I was just giving you some gorilla mascara.” - Tupac
by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023
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coolest person ever to live, has a huge dick and makes lekamt lick his balls
i love kamelos masayos
by wagwan familam February 22, 2024
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