Martin 

Rubys Left Boob

"Dude look hes such a Martin!" "I know hes so fat!

Martin by FckinChey March 31, 2011

Martin 

A person who very sexual and makes inappropriate comments or actions. They usually wear speedos that are disgustingly tight and revealing.

Always said in an English accent.

(See Martin in The Parent Trap when he dances in his speedo)

"Yo, look at that chix huge tits! I'd totally bang her in a minute!" -Lavin (wearing a speedo)

"Me too, man! She's hella hott!" -Victor (also wearing a speedo)
"We are such Maaaartins!" -Lavin (still wearing speedo)

Martin by aunsansuchi1 March 17, 2013

Martin 

Full on retard. Finks he’s kewl. His dogs called tica and he’s slovakian. Says hi to girls. His passion is drawing beavers skulls 4 living. Slabbers like feck

Holy fuck Martin you mad wan

Martin by Toby Lol November 28, 2018

Martin 

A Martin is usually a pedo

"You see that white can?" Theres probably a Martin in it

Martin by Spaceduck88 April 23, 2019

Martin 

The most obnoxious man you will ever meet he can be funny but is soooooo stuck up. He thinks everything he does is right and is over-opinionated. You may occasionally meet a good one who gives you sweets in his white van.

You; did he really just tell someone their opinion was wrong.
me; he is such a Martin.

Martin by Yamommy_ez January 14, 2020

Martin 

A human of darker pigmentation often referred to as a nigger. Survives of eating ice cubes,bananas, and beating retarded kids

Yo he finna go Martin mode stop him!
Ayo Nigga is that a Martin?
Damn! He always acting like a Martin

Martin by Martindamonkey May 21, 2019

Martin 

Martin is really gay, he is often seen sucking dick on the side, he likes to talk to dudes and only dudes, because he is gay for them.

That Martin is hella gay.

Martin by MartinisGay October 8, 2019