Four Margaritas

Anal sex

Song: Give me one margarita, I’ma open my legs…two margaritas, I’ma give you some head…three margaritas, I’ma put it in my puss…four margaritas, I’ma put it in my tush…

by Notsohotsauce October 7, 2023

michigan margarita

When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.

Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?

Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas

by Mudjacker January 6, 2018

margarita shake

When 2 margaritas are placed in a person's mouth while laying down, the person's head is then shaked.

I wanna try the margarita shake everyone's talking about.

by Slurvo June 8, 2020

Margarita Tuesday

A weekly ceremony performed by Chris and Nick to power through the monotonous and stressful work week. Margarita Tuesday involves the consumption of copious amounts of Margaritas with friends (sometimes on a Wednesday).

Omg I can’t believe Chris and Nick are getting drunk again on Margarita Tuesday…what degenerate alcoholics!

by Cmadddz January 11, 2022

Glendale Margarita

A Glendale Margarita is a woman born with steel ingrained into her backbone. She is a force to be reckoned with when she, or her family, are crossed. Her strength and resilience have been built strong from her past experiences. A Glendale Margarita has a pure heart of gold and it shows through her words and actions daily. She won't let simple disasters slow her down!

Them: Who's that little Latina running circles around those nurses?
Me: She is the Glendale Margarita! Pure resilience and badassery!

by wanderwoman_jku August 9, 2024

Margarita Rimjob

The sexual act or desire to put a rim of salt around a person’s asshole, then eating their ass along with the rim of salt.

Yea they were a cool date, they even gave me a Margarita Rimjob in bed. I have a new kink now.

by Totebag Papi September 14, 2022

Toilet Margarita

An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.

After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.

by Oscar & Stella September 26, 2023