manippleate

Verb - Female manipulation of males usually characterized by use of the breasts to obtain a desired result. breast tit mind-control nipple

Dude, I just let that chick slip the line because she stuck her tits in my face; she was totally able to manippleate me.

by wodiespodie January 26, 2009

Peyton Manning

Just won the damn Super Bowl! which proves he does not choke, and is an amazing player.

Peyton Manning is statistically better than Troy Aikman, but theyre both some of the best qbs ever

by hattness February 7, 2007

Manipulator

See: Hillary Clinton

Hillary is a fucking manipulator

by Nishokiizz September 23, 2016

Manning

To create crazy stories in in your head you swear are true; to be insubordinate; having a bad attitude.

Stop being a Manning; shortbread cookies are not healthy for you because they have milk in them.

by Ecoli W March 30, 2010

Male manipulator

A white guy that listens to The Smiths.

Guy -"I listen to The Smiths."
Girl -"We can't be friends anymore."
Guy -"Why?"
Girl -"Your'e a male manipulator

by Larich March 11, 2022

Peyton Manning

Hes either a God amongst mere mortals.

OR

A robot from the future sent back in time to infiltrate the N.F.L., re-write the record books, and humble Tom Brady.

Peyton Manning's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Peyton Manning

Peyton Manning has counted to infinity... twice.
Sharks dedicate an entire week to Peyton Manning.
Peyton Manning can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass...at night.
Peyton Manning knows the last digit of pi.

by j carunder September 10, 2010

Mannionism

An off the cuff comment that is hilarious, shameless and often offensive

Lets say there needs to be an election tomorrow because David Cameron sexually assaulted the Queen - What a brilliant Mannionism

by joymal November 26, 2010