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You pull your erect penis out of her vagina and place it on your forearm extending past your wrist, flick your wrist down while you ejaculate on her face
“Man last night me and my girlfriend were role playing and it was super hero night so I did the SPIDER MAN all over her face
by Pyiter pocker January 22, 2021
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Spider-Man is a fictional Marvel superhero created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko.

His powers include spider-strength, spider-agility, spider-sense that only works half the time, and the ability to use his super-sticky fingers through his suit.

His villains include a green nutjob on drugs, a mad scientist with prosthetic arms calling himself an "octopus", a black, sticky goo, a revenge-seeking Hollywood stuntman, a sandcastle, a bird, a sexualized cat, a hunter, another nutjob on drugs (except he's gray this time), water, a rabbit, electricity, a lizard, along with other guys.
Spider-Man Bonuses:

Status: Lawful Good
Powers: Fair Power
Love: A-List
by Geek64 February 4, 2021
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When you are participating in a MMF ménage à trois and both men position themselves ither side of the woman’s shoulders and perform their ejaculate upon climax directly into said woman’s armpits. To then which the woman presses her elbows to her hips and then raising her arms, streaming a spider web like wing span. Known as the SPIDER-MAN FLIGHT SUIT.
So I tried the Spider-Man flight suit, note to self... next time shave my armpits first.
by Baked and fried September 19, 2021
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Spider man wank

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When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking
by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021
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Spider-man's Curse

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When the characters cast as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and his love interest begin to date.
Did you see the photos of Tom and Zendaya? Spider-Man's Curse is alive and well
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodVigilante December 20, 2021
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Spider-Man

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I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.
Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022
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Spider-Man

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You wanna watch No-Way-Home it has the guy from Fortnite in it, Spider-Man
by Your girlfriend’s husband January 13, 2022
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