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suck mah butt

When some one tells you to suck their butt
YOU CAN SUCK MAH BUTT!
mugGet the suck mah buttmug.

on mah settee buddah

Chanted imperative when sitting down is needed. No droning allowed please. And no musical chairs; everyone who needs to must, wherever.
Elderly patrona: "Excuse me you strapping young lad, but would you be so kind ..."

Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."
by enviroman September 22, 2011
mugGet the on mah settee buddahmug.

shit mah tits

it's a stupid phrase I made up i use it when I fuck up or am surprised or just as an alternative what the fuck.
Shit mah tits i just fell off of a cliff died then got isekai'd with a harem.
Shit mah tits dude i just saw two lesbians fuckin it was hot sht dude.
by 177013 is a masterpiece October 26, 2020
mugGet the shit mah titsmug.

Sharted Mah Skimmies

When you force a fart and receive a little suprise in your britches.
My britches didnt stand a chance when I sharted mah skimmies.
by Silverback757 October 21, 2011
mugGet the Sharted Mah Skimmiesmug.

Ack mah jiggy

The entity of evil in halo 3. Feared by most people who are unfortunate enough to come in contact with him. If your lucky enough to have him on your team stand back and watch the blood fest. If your fighting him your already dead. Every 2 out 10 times someone sends him a friend request they get the red rings of death. He is able to perform crazy, impossible, and inexplicable feats without hacking. believed by some to be: Chuck Noris, Bill Gates, the super devil, or Chuck Noris possessed by the super devil.
pimpquake94: wtf omg dude Ack mah jiggy just sniped me with a freaking energy sword!

Isaik:how the hell.... wtf!

pimpquake94: what happened how'd you die just now

Isaik: i was by the vent where you can see the ramp to the sword room. i had camo and my back was in the corner. all of a sudden i see Ack mah jiggy walking towards me from the exact opposite part of the map...

pimpquake94: then what?

Isaik: he faded as if he just grabbed camo then i died and it said he assassinated me

pimpquake94: woah dude...
by Isaik January 11, 2009
mugGet the Ack mah jiggymug.

Mah Bad

When one lets go a smelly shart he screams 'Mah Bad
Jim:MAH BAD
Bob:Fuck you now I gotta open the windows
by Dankmaster42069 May 29, 2016
mugGet the Mah Badmug.

Canadian Mah-Fah

Slang for the hardware/homeware/automobile/outdoors store Canadian Tire, as popularized in "Trailer Park Boys"
"Common Julian, you sayin' you can't send someone with 2 bucks to the Canadian Mah-Fah to get a new ball?!"
by SylverDraegon August 4, 2009
mugGet the Canadian Mah-Fahmug.

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