Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

i love my best friend

I love my best friend soooooooo much. She has been so good to me. Being there for me whenever I needed her. I just I could do the same for her.She might not know it but she is probably the only person I would trust with my life. She gives the best advice. We have the same music tastes. We are also obsessed with Stranger Things. We have the same favorite color. I often find myself thinking about her. Wondering if she's doing ok. We check on each other every once in a while. Although school has been stressful so far. We haven't really hung out yet even though we live right next to each other. It would be nice to meet her. She has no idea how much of an effect she has on my life. Because when I have no one else to or nothing else to do she's there. She's always there. She might be the only friend that I feel this close with and we haven't even met yet. Which so crazy because we went to the same school too. Even the same bus. She's always been there. It just took me a while to realize. But by the time I did, it was already too late. Now we don't even have time to hangout. Which I hate.

💘🤍🖤❤️ 🔥❤️ 🩹🤎❤🤎💜💜💛💗💓💕💟💞❣️💟🦝💖💝🤍💟💜💜🤎🤎❤️ 🩹💗❤️ 🩹💓❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💕🖤🖤💝💖💖❣️💕🤍💕💟💕❣️💓💞💗💞🤎💕❤️ 🩹❤️ 🔥💕🖤🖤❤️ 🔥💛🤎💛🤎💗💛💛💗💜💟💜💟🤍💖💘💖💝💘💖🤍💖💟💕❣️💓❣️❤️ 🩹💞❤️ 🔥💞❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💕❤️ 🔥💓🖤💓🖤💗🖤💗❤️ 🔥💗❤️ 🔥💗❤️ 🔥💗💓❤️ 🩹❤️ 🩹💞🤎❤❤💛💜❤️💗❤❤️ 🔥💕💕💓💘

I love my best friend, she's the best friend I've ever had

by L0v3r_b0y August 14, 2022

with a little help from my friends

greatest cover of all times. performed by cole preston from wallows. it belongs to rochi aka zukosnight

with a little help from my friends its rochi's cover

by anonymous November 1, 2020

my friends

my friends are the best , so kind , pretty, funny , sweet , sometimes rude but in a funny way, they are werid in a good way and i 🤍 them , we sometimes fight but we alleays get along in the end. sometimes tho. anyways i love my friends

. hi and bye my friends

by < 3 October 16, 2022

my enemy's enemy is my friend

a phrase (used in The United States foreign policy since the end of The Spanish-American War/Roosevelt Corollary) meaning :

as long as I (or my country) have a common enemy with a given person (or other country) I will take the risk that this friend (or allied country) of mine might later betray me.

Jason: James my man, I am doing a polit sci paper for school and am not sure what would be an appropriate epitome of the phrase my enemy's enemy is my friend.

James: The perfect epitome of this phrase would be Afghanistan. The United States and Afghanistan collaborated against The Soviet Union in 1979-1986 and then Afghanistan betrays The United States by fostering Al Quaeda.

by Sexydimma January 9, 2013

My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.

My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad

by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022

Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend

To become one with the smoothness

bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend

by fucking dio August 3, 2023