Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday

Every Wednesday I call "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday". It's just a joke and me and a few friends made it up in 6th grade. The friend is okay with it and knows about it lol
If you wanna use it just put your friend's name and there you go
have fun

Me: Hey! Friend's name! It's "Torture (my friend's name) Wednesday"
My friend: Oh no not again

by Eluna April 07, 2022

My faggot friend Oliver

My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)

My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.

by OlliIsSmart September 30, 2022

Felix My Friend

Felix is such a retard, makes fun of everyone and everything. No one likes him. He a loner.

My kid is a retard, OH NO, it’s a Felix My Friend.

by Veckoplanerare July 29, 2020

My best friends

They always make me happy and tell me i'm very funny and pretty i'm so happy we are friends

Boy; they must sound amazing

My best friends are the best

by lovelieiswow February 10, 2023

My best friend

A girl who is fucking crazy

My best friend is butter

by Sammycenteno2 January 19, 2023

My best friend

The best person ever who makes me laugh and smile and is so smart and beautiful

Issy, your MY BEST FRIEND

by - Miaxo November 25, 2021

My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK

Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.

by wombledomble September 09, 2019