long division

Someone or something being difficult

Why does she need to approach everything like long division?

by g70 March 30, 2016

long gay

An undesirable amount of gayness acquired by unconventional// conventional methods.

Eww jody has long gay!

by Mast Jebus February 5, 2018

hitler long

A mustache that is cut on both ends to be in military regulations.

Hey Lambski your womb broom is too wide. Na Pitts. It's the Hitler long.

by UCMJ March 9, 2014

jordan long

someone who cant catch a ball at 1 meter per hour
also someone who likes to say "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt"

whaaaaaaaaaaaat? you're a jordan long?

by drui drui March 1, 2022

long furby

A furby that has been elongated, usually by fabric. Is snakelike.

This is my long furby. His name is Flex Tape.

by shrekssecondcousin February 26, 2021

long of grape

Often said by city (of London) workers, when apologising for rude, bragging or generally unsavoury chat, having had their senses scrambled by excessive consumption of red wine.

Sorry chaps, I was long of grape last night.

by Clarence von S November 8, 2020

It's a Long Story

Something said by some one when they don't actually want to tell you what happened.

Person #1 - So where were you yesterday?!

Person #2 - It's a Long Story...

by me218 September 25, 2008