jordan long

someone who cant catch a ball at 1 meter per hour
also someone who likes to say "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt"
whaaaaaaaaaaaat? you're a jordan long?
by drui drui March 1, 2022
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long division

Why does she need to approach everything like long division?
by g70 March 30, 2016
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Foot long

could specifically be someone’s “foot long” (preferably male) or can known as subway meal. “Foot long can also be referred to as size in particular places.
by Toe too big April 9, 2019
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long furby

A furby that has been elongated, usually by fabric. Is snakelike.
This is my long furby. His name is Flex Tape.
by shrekssecondcousin February 26, 2021
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long gay

An undesirable amount of gayness acquired by unconventional// conventional methods.
Eww jody has long gay!
by Mast Jebus February 5, 2018
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long of grape

Often said by city (of London) workers, when apologising for rude, bragging or generally unsavoury chat, having had their senses scrambled by excessive consumption of red wine.
Sorry chaps, I was long of grape last night.
by Clarence von S November 8, 2020
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It's a Long Story

Something said by some one when they don't actually want to tell you what happened.
Person #1 - So where were you yesterday?!

Person #2 - It's a Long Story...
by me218 September 25, 2008
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