Four Loko

A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation

-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD

by guitarboy7 August 4, 2018

40 Loko

A colt 45, or any other malted beverage of a 40 ounce variety conjoined with a delicious energy drink of your choosing.

This 40 loko is fucking me up so hard.

by GabrielAngelOfBooze June 12, 2018

Four Lokos

A Drink made for pussy ass bitches.

I’m going to go pretend like I’m getting drunk off a weak ass drink like Four Lokos.

by Treyverse October 8, 2020

Loko Thursday

Every Thursday, you need to consume 4 Four Lokos, making your Thursday a little more Loko if you will.

Yo, tryna run Loko Thursday and hit bars after?

by Grizzound November 6, 2023

Four Loko

Silly Ipecac

Me and the boys got crunked out on those four loko's last night. I nearly got alcohol poisoning!

by Rudolph's Victim January 5, 2024